Class reunion: where everybody gets together to see who is falling apart.
The mortality rates of both smokers and non-smokers are 100 percent. The only difference is the timing.
You pay twice for cigarettes: when you get them, and when they get you.
Patience may be simply the inability to make decisions.
Nine out of ten people who change their minds are wrong the second time, too.
A good executive can make decisions quickly -- and sometimes correctly.
A meeting is an organized way of postponing a decision.
Stand up and be counted, or lie down and be counted out.
My decision is maybe -- and that's final!
The best time to put a child to bed is when you can.