Everytime Congress sets out to trim the budget, the knife slips and trims the taxpayers instead.
A budget is what you stay within if you go without.
A budget helps you pay as you go if you don't go anywhere.
Balance your budget -- rotate your creditors!
Big mouths do not advertise big brains.
Some people have more money than brains -- but not for long.
Use your brain. It's the little things that count.
If there is a substitute for brains it has to be silence.
A child who don't always tell the truth will probably grow up to be a weather forecaster.
Leisure time is what you have when the boss is on vacation.