Bargain: A ludicrous transaction in which each party thinks he has cheated the other.

A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist.

It's extremely difficult for a baby sitter to wake up 5 minutes before the parents return home.

A baby sitter is a teenager you hire to let your children do whatever they are big enough to do.

The worst car trouble is when the engine won't start and the payments won't stop.

Life is one dodge after another: cars, taxes, and responsibilities.

An expensive car doesn't mean the driver has money. It only means the driver HAD money.


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