Bumper sticker: Watch out for the driver in the car following me.

Nothing depreciates your car faster than having a neighbor buy a new one.

The nicest looking car is the one pulling out of the parking space you want.

If you think your car is expensive to operate, try operating a shopping cart in a supermarket.

No two people in a car can agree on which window should be open -- and by how much.

Give authority to some people and they grow. Give it to others and they swell.

If you would like to get your spouse's attention, just look comfortable.

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.

An argument is where two people are trying to get in the last word first.


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