You must speak up to be heard, but sometimes you have to shut up to be appreciated.

Things would be a lot nicer if antique people were valued as highly as antique furniture.

Antique is a magic word that makes something worthless suddenly priceless.

A racehorse is an animal that can take thousands of people for a ride at the same time.

Horses are uncomfortable in the middle and dangerous at both ends.

The difference between a prejudice and a conviction is that you can explain a conviction without getting angry.

As a general rule, the angriest person in a controversy is the one who is wrong.

The person who loses his head is usually the last one to miss it.

Every time you give someone a piece of your mind you make your head a little emptier.


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