How to tell you are having a good time: You are doing something you can't afford.
People are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took two people to carry $20 of groceries. Today, a child can do it.
We have more time-saving devices and less time than at any other point in history.
Many people do weightlifting with the wrong equipment: a knife and fork.
George Washington was first in war, first in peace, and first to have his birthday moved to make a long weekend.
The U.S. Constitution guarantees free speech, but it doesn't guarantee listeners.
The American Dream: Driving a German car, wearing Italian clothes, and drinking Russian Vodka on the French Riviera.
It's easy to believe that any American can become President when you observe some of them who have.
It's hard to believe that America was founded to avoid high taxation.
How come it takes more brains to complete an income tax return than to make the income?