It's amazing how often people will agree with you if you just keep your mouth shut.

Everybody wants to live a long time, but nobody wants to get old.

It's a sign of age when you feel like the morning after the night before, and you haven't been anywhere.

In good times businesses want to advertise; in bad times they have to.

When you're up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that isn't submerged.

Adolescence: when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.

Before proceeding with a difficult task, stop and think. Then remember to start again.

All progress is by those who were not satisfied to "let well enough alone."


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