It's amazing how often people will agree with you if you just keep your mouth shut.
Everybody wants to live a long time, but nobody wants to get old.
It's a sign of age when you feel like the morning after the night before, and you haven't been anywhere.
Read a good novel before Hollywood ruins it.
In good times businesses want to advertise; in bad times they have to.
When you're up to your ears in trouble, try using the part that isn't submerged.
Adolescence: when a child is too old to say something cute and too young to say something sensible.
Before proceeding with a difficult task, stop and think. Then remember to start again.
All progress is by those who were not satisfied to "let well enough alone."
Some people never make a mistake, nor anything else.