If I had permission to do everything, I wouldn't want to do anything.

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

A paranoid person with low self-esteem thinks nobody important is out to get him.

Dave Barry

Dogs are earnest, which is why people like them. You can say any fool thing to a dog, and he will give you this look that says, "Wow! You're RIGHT! I NEVER would have thought of that!"


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