Confusion is always the most honest response.
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
If I die, I forgive you. If I live, we'll see.
Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
The days of the digital watch are numbered.
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
Help! I'm being held prisoner by my heredity and environment!
Wise men talk because they have something to day; fools, because they have to say something.
The fuchsia is the world's most carefully-spelled flower.