He's a self-made man, which shows what happens when you don't follow directions.

Dudley Moore

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirrow with a cop in it.

Familiarity breeds contempt, but you can't breed without familiarity.

She has the Midas touch. Everything she touches turns into a muffler.

If is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly lubricated.

There are some things only intellectuals are crazy enough to believe.


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