I really didn't say everything I said.
If you don't go to other people's funerals, they won't go to yours.
Death is not the end; there remains the litigation.
Never ask old people how they are if you have anything else to do that day.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.
My health is good. It's my age that's bad.
Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster too.
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to.
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
If you survive long enough, you are revered -- rather like an old building.