After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.
Old age comes at a bad time.
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces, just good food from fresh ingredients.
It's hard to be funny if you have to be clean.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
War is the unfolding of miscalculations.
Old soldiers never die -- just young ones.
If I Had to Do It All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
I Can't Get Over a Person Like You, So Get Up and Answer the Phone
We aren't worried about posterity; we want it to sound good right now.