You're not famous until my mother has heard of you.
Nonviolence is a flop. The only bigger flop is violence.
Are the people who run for president really the best in a country of 270 million? If so, something has happened to the gene pool.
A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
We've upped our standards. Up yours!
No matter your religion, you should try to become a government program, for then you will have everlasting life.
A politician can appear to have his nose to the grindstone while straddling a fence and keeping both ears to the ground.
A politician is a person who approaches every problem with an open mouth.
A promising young person should go into politics so he can go on promising for the rest of his life.