Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.
A career is a job that has gone on too long.
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
No person ever listened himself out of a job.
I've been promoted to middle management. I never thought I'd sink so low.
Parents are not interested in justice, they are interested in quiet.
It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his son to be.
Parenthood remains the greatest single preserve of the amateur.
The time not to become a father is 18 years before a war.
In order to influence a child, one must be careful not to be that child's parent or grandparent.