Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile I caught hell for.
Some mornings it doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.
It's not what you are, it's what you don't become that hurts.
Always look out for Number One, and be careful not to step in Number Two.
It may be that we have all lived before and died, and this is hell.
Why torture yourself when life will do it for you?
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
Life: Can't live with it, can't live without it.
Even when I'm sick and depressed, I love life.
Sin is geographical.