If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.
Astrology is Taurus.
I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness.
The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar.
There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain.
The vanity of being known to be trusted with a secret is generally one of the chief motives to dislose it.