Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of 10 people couldn't start a conversation.
American college students are like American colleges -- each has half-dulled faculties.
When in doubt, duck.
There are approximately 350 different kinds of sharks, not counting loan and pool.
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
Only dead fish swim with the stream.
You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
I dote on his very absence.
A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water.