A committee is a culdesac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.

Granville Hicks

A censor is a person who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

Elizabeth Cleghorn Gaskell

I'll not listen to reason. Reason always means what someone else has to say.

Joan Baez

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one.

Providence protects children and idiots. I know because I have tested it.

Garrison Keillor

Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.

Bobby Slayton

If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people.

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