Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn't have in your home.
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
You have to have a talent for having talent.
A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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You appeal to a small, select group of confused people.
We are what we are.
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious.