Do it big or stay in bed.
Classical music is music written by famous dead foreigners.
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordian but doesn't.
There is no law against composing music when one has no ideas whatsoever. The music of Wagner, therefore, is perfectly legal.
The best thing about a cocktail party is being asked to it.
Nothing spoils a good party like a genius.
Never mistake endurance for hospitality.
Support wildlife. Throw a party.
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Attention to health is life's greatest hinderance.