I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead -- not sick, not wounded -- dead.
Eating an artichoke is like getting to know someone really well.
A louse in the cabbage is better than no meat at all.
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking.
Some people stay longer in an hour than others do in a month.
A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you.
The price of purity is purists.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.