Half of any profession graduated in the bottom half of the class.
Any new venture goes through these stages: enthusiasm, complication, disillusionment, search for the guilty, punishment of the innocent, and glory to those who did nothing.
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job.
Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.
I could now afford all the things I never had as a kid, if I didn't have kids.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
If a cat spoke, it would say things like, "Hey, I don't see the PROBLEM here."