Few great people could pass Personnel.
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong.
When the going gets tough, the smart get lost.
There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton restless.
People who think they know everything are very irritating to those of us who do.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these.