Have I reached the party to whom I am speaking?
It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
We must believe in luck. How else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing.
Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Tonight's weather forecast: Dark, turning to widely scattered light in the morning.
I like winter because I can stay indoors without feeling guilty.
The future is much like the present, only longer.