I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor.
Is isn't easy being green.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
People on horses look better than they are; people in cars look worse.
You can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.
I'm Feel So Miserable Without You, It's Almost Like Having You Here
Television: a medium. So-called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.