Jackie Mason

It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

Gilda Radner

I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.


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