It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Avoid running at all times.
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Start slow and taper off.
I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.