The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
A billion here, a billion there -- pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Work is much more fun than fun.
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Work is of two kinds: 1) Altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relative to other matter. 2) Telling other people to do so.
To err is human. And stupid.