Never face facts. If you do, you'll never get up in the morning.

Kirk Douglas

If you become a star, YOU don't change, everyone else does.

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to remind him that he is already degraded.

Larry Gelbart

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.


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