In the end, everything is a gag.
It takes about ten years to get used to how old you are.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
After three days, fish and guests stink.
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
To generalize is to be an idiot.
Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.
If people don't want to come, nobody's going to stop them.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
Wagner's music is better than it sounds.