A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
I never know how much of what I say is true.
It takes two to speak the truth: one to speak and another to hear.
Absence makes the heart go yonder.
It is easier to stay out than get out.
Nature has given us two ears but only one mouth.
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
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I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.