If you want an audience, start a fight.
You can't steal second base and keep one foot on first.
I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.
It's so crowded nobody goes there anymore.
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
A good deed never goes unpunished.
Virtue is its own revenge.
The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it's the opposition.
Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.