Buy a Pentium III so you can reboot Windows faster.
If you think you know the meaning of the prefixes "inter" and "intra", consider that Hawaii has an Interstate Highway.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What do they use to ship Styrofoam?
Budget: a method for going broke methodically.
For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord.
Of all human processes, the most precious is continuous improvement.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.
Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.