A consultant is someone who saves his client almost enough to pay his fee.
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three people, two of whom are absent.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.
Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits.
There is a time in the life of every problem when it is big enough to see, yet small enough to solve.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
Wash everything on the Gentle cycle. It's much more humane.
If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.