Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn't expect to be paid back.
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
You know you have a small apartment when Rice Krispies echo.
You cannot propel yourself forward by patting yourself on the back.
It works better if you plug it in.
I don't mind going nowhere as long as it's an interesting path.
One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs -- but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.
Conscious is when you are aware of something and conscience is when you wish you weren't.
Ambition can creep as well as soar.