A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
You cannot achieve the impossible without attempting the absurd.
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
All my life I wanted to be someone; I guess I should have been more specific.
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll fix it in software.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None; we'll document it in the manual.
We don't know who discovered water, but we're certain it wasn't a fish.
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.