Laugh at your problems; everybody else does.
Loose bits sink chips.
Don't worry if it doesn't work right. If everything did, you'd be out of a job.
Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
All bridge hands are equally likely, but some are more equally likely than others.
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its electrical cord.
The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.
Your conscience never stops you from doing anything. It just stops you from enjoying it.