Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.
Some people think love is better than logic, but they can't prove it.
There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in their home.
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
Murphy's Law is recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.
If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
A fool must now and then be right by chance.
Today's scientific question: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
A person has two reasons for doing anything -- a good reason and the real reason.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a law against it by that time.