New systems generate new problems.
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Meeting: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction -- from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn't work.
Normal is a rumor.
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have inlaws.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Dijon vu -- the same mustard as before.
Some people who want to be a procrastinator never get around to it.
In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.