The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
Common sense is not so common.
The art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
We do not deal much in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.
Truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities, truth isn't.
To be good is noble. But to teach others how to be good is nobler...and less trouble.
There is no use in walking five miles to fish when you can depend on being just as unsuccessful near home.
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.