My specialty is being right when other people are wrong.
The most anxious person in a prison is the warden.
I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
If all economists where laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.
Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is enough time.
England and America are two countries separated by the same language.
Fortune is always on the side of the biggest battalions.
When a person hasn't a good reason for doing something, he has a good reason for letting it alone.
To compose, all you need to do is remember a tune that nobody else has thought of.