If the directions include "you can't miss it," you will.
There is no such thing as a little garlic.
Pound to fit and paint to match.
If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
Any statistic that appears interesting is almost certainly a mistake.
If you go slow enough, long enough, you'll be in the lead again.
The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want, then advise them to do it.
Treaties should be interpreted as to make sense, if possible.
It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
A good, illegible signature is a key to success.