Actually, it only seems as though you mustn't be deceived by appearances.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
If it's right and you've checked that it's right, you can be sure someone will come along and correct you.
Everybody sets out to do something, and everybody does something, but no one does what he sets out to do.
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Possession diminishes perception of value, immediately.
You're only as old as you feel -- the next day.
Always shop for nothing. You'll come back with something.
We have more to fear from the bungling of the incompetent than from the machinations of the wicked.
Since one picture is worth a thousand words, one word must be worth .001 of a picture.