Never use lead when gold will do.
Regulation is the substitution of error for chance.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
We don't know one-millionth of one percent about anything.
Somewhere, right now, a committee is deciding your future -- only you weren't invited.
Anything billed as "destined to be a collector's item" won't be.
A politician solves every problem before election but very few after.
If you exit the laundromat with an even number of socks, you have someone else's laundry.
If you have to take it or leave it, leave it.
The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.