Fred J. Emery

Regulation is the substitution of error for chance.

Somewhere, right now, a committee is deciding your future -- only you weren't invited.

Anything billed as "destined to be a collector's item" won't be.

A politician solves every problem before election but very few after.

If you exit the laundromat with an even number of socks, you have someone else's laundry.

The human hand is made complete by the addition of a baseball.


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