You only run out of gas after your spouse tells you to stop for gas before you run out.
Whenever there is a flat surface, someone will find something to put on it.
When you're over the hill, you pick up speed.
It tastes better in somebody else's house.
Safe' decision making: If three out of four are using square wheels, the fourth will follow.
You can't out-think a person who isn't thinking.
Another day, another zero.
He who slings mud generally loses ground.
Ninety-two percent of the stuff told in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to.
It takes less time to do a thing right than to explain why you did it wrong.