It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time.
Class reunion: when alumni get together to find out who's too successful to show up.
Food adds a festive touch to any meal.
Always have a pizza cut into 6 slices. Eating 8 is too many.
Nobody gets killed in a computer crash. They just wish they were dead.
A computer was once something in a science fiction movie, a window was something you hated to wash, and RAM was a goat.
The truth is out there.
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been before.
An organization has only two people who can give you results: the person at the very top, and the person at the very bottom.
No matter how many boxes you save, you will never have one the right size.