Every country is a "land of contrasts."
You don't learn anything the second time you're kicked by a mule.
The easiest way to refold a road map is differently.
Checks are always delayed in the mail. Bills arrive on time or sooner.
At this moment, one-third of the people in the world are asleep. The other two-thirds are awake and creating problems.
Never ask a question you don't REALLY want to know the answer to.
The middle of the road is the best place to get run over.
If you can't do anything about it, don't.
Never insult an alligator until after you've crossed the river.
No matter what you do to instant coffee, it always tastes like instant coffee.