The light at the end of the tunnel may be the headlight of an oncoming train.
The easiest way to find something is to buy a replacement.
Everything happens at the same time with nothing in between.
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If it moves, salute it. If it doesn't move, pick it up. If it's too big to pick up, paint it.
If you can't find a partner get a wooden chair.
When trouble arises, boil some water.
If you're coasting, you're going downhill.
People become progressively less competent for jobs they once were well equipped to handle.
20 percent of the requirements accounts for 80 percent of the work.