No matter what happens, there's always someone who knew it would.

For every week you're on vacation and get nothing done, there's another when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

If you get really good at something, you'll find out you don't need to do it anymore.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

You can go wrong by being too skeptical as readily as by being too trusting.

When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts are against you, argue the law. When both are against you, call the other party names.

The usefulness of a meeting is in inverse proportion to the attendance.


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