Happiness is in direct proportion to the distance from the home office.
If you don't know what your software application is supposed to do, you'd better not start writing it.
Food that tastes the best has the highest number of calories.
Some do, some don't.
To get action out of management, create the illusion of a crisis.
History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.
How come the bus that leaves the stop just before you get there is always your bus?
There are three ways to get something done: Do it yourself, hire someone, or forbid your kids to do it.
When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results.
Software complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.