One can resist the invasion of armies, but not the invasion of ideas.
I don't know jokes; I just watch the government and report the facts.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands -- and then eat just one of the pieces.
A well-written life is almost as rare as a well-spent one.
Travel is glamorous only in retrospect.
I have never been lost. I will admit to being confused for several weeks.
Heat not a furnace for your foe so hot that it do singe yourself.
Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren't present.
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.